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My Celebrity Stalker…follows me everywhere

I have a celebrity stalker, he follows me wherever I go. I see him all over the place, where I work, on my way to university and just generally out and about in town, where I live.

Every time I see him I try to take a picture of him, but my phone is so mega slow that by the time it’s ready to take a photo he’s gone.  Plus when I take a picture on my phone it can be mega obvious due to the bright red light that appears whenever you take a photo. I’ve tried to turn it off but it’s just not happening, so you can imagine, I’m trying to take an inconspicuous photo and he can see this bright red light in his face.

You may ask yourself, if he is your stalker how come I’m taking pictures of him and not the other way around? 
Well I have no rational answer for that, you’ll just have to take my word for it.

So this stalker, I don’t know his name, all I know about him is that he is a white male, is about 5ft 5/6 (I’m terrible with heights), but he is not incredibly tall. He has blonde spiky hair and I think blue eyes. The only thing I’ve seen him act in is the kids TV show Byker Grove on CBBC (Children’s BBC) years ago. So he has a Geordie accent, so I assume he is from Newcastle. He looks very young I wouldn’t say more than 24 or so.

The last time I saw him I managed to get a photo of him finally, after months of telling people that I saw this guy who used to be in Byker Grove. I saw him on the tube on my way back from university, so here is the proof, for all of you that ever doubted me.

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Ignore the chick in white jacket, and the guy on the right.

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closer shot but the flippen’ bars got in the way.

I admit the photos aren’t very clear, but he was sitting on the opposite end of the carriage, and there was no way that I could take a clear photo without him noticing. 

So who he is? Anyone know? And what’s he doing in the North of London?

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